coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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