The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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