I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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