you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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