VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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