I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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