I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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