can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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