Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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