So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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