doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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