she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Rumble strips road head = magical
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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