I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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