She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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