Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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