sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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