And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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