So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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