I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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