You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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