You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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