If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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