Yo dont text me then not text me
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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