Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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