my phone cant type all the emotion im having
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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