this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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