my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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