if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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