uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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