So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Non-Jews are for practice
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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