What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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