Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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