Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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