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Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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