either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
