Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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