Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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