Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
