just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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