I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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