it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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