i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
