escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You're a disaster
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