So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Randomize
