mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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