Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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