Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Acid is not a monday night drug
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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