Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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