Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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