beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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