how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Randomize
