Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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