make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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